My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

rkiryuuin:

fuckign h ELL

rkiryuuin:

fuckign h ELL

ziorx:

i found this poster in a local record store and i…

ziorx:

i found this poster in a local record store and i…

Panic! At The Disco - Miss Jackson [Acoustic]
20,939 plays

-tallglassofwater:

-tallglassofwater:

Panic! At The Disco: Miss Jackson Acoustic

The bassline from Miss Jackson is the reason I breathe

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

welcome to deja vu club. the first rule of deja vu club is welcome to deja vu club

roxy-lacutie:

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever done in my life. 

roxy-lacutie:

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever done in my life. 

foxkunkun:

uh, i dont even have anything to say about this one

foxkunkun:

uh, i dont even have anything to say about this one

baraharem:


FUCKIN SWOON
decided to do a redraw of this. it was always one of my favorites fanart pieces i did
first one was like november 2012. versus august now 2014
damn

baraharem:

FUCKIN SWOON

decided to do a redraw of this. it was always one of my favorites fanart pieces i did

first one was like november 2012. versus august now 2014

damn

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

image

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
image

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

twerkinf0rjesus:

I want this on my gravestone

twerkinf0rjesus:

I want this on my gravestone