*points at romance* what the FUCK is that
its a chemical
and it’s mine
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
why did link help an old lady get her cat out of a tree
because he was concerned about the cat’s safety and the old lady couldn’t retrieve the cat herself
there is no joke here. link is just an outstanding young citizen.
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me
OH I MISSED YOU GUYS
Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…
You plow a guy into a chicken restaurant and all you can say is, “my bad.”