asktehbowz:

ITS KING-SIZED~

lunaticninja:

presidenthowell:

cyneb:

*points at romance* what the FUCK is that

its a chemical

and it’s mine

Sydney Forest - I'm Gonna Fly
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I’m Gonna Fly | Sydney Forest

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

hyrulewarriors:

hyrulewarriors:

hyrulewarriors:

why did link help an old lady get her cat out of a tree

because he was concerned about the cat’s safety and the old lady couldn’t retrieve the cat herself

there is no joke here. link is just an outstanding young citizen.

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

otherfunthings:

OH I MISSED YOU GUYS

twewy + text posts

juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

mrsfulbright:

You plow a guy into a chicken restaurant and all you can say is, “my bad.” 

mrsfulbright:

You plow a guy into a chicken restaurant and all you can say is, “my bad.”