DRAGON QUEST 35TH ANNIVERSARY HOW WE FEELING
it turns out not looking at my main means of communication makes it harder to communicate! who’da thunk it!
jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out
a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her
if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something
*screen goes black* the girls want privacy
me in costco *cordyceps takes control of my body and mind and i climb the giant shelves and release spores*
exobiologist-deactivated2021091:
im just a chicken nugget and god is reviewbrah holding me up to the camera with a scrutinizing gaze
woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*
me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol



